"Arsenic and Old Lace" Quotes

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

The world would be a better place if everyone were as charitable as we are.

I must be going home. I'm expecting a call from Pittsburgh.

It's not what you're doing, dear, so much as whom you're doing it to.

Aunt Martha: We never dreamed you'd marry a minister. Abby: Teddy isn't a minister, dear. He just preaches in the church.

I remember my father saying that good people are always so sure they're right.

Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.

I'm not a Brewster. I'm the son of a sea-cook!

The Japanese are very clever, you know. They're making a map of Brooklyn.

I was a friend of the late Mr. Hoskins. I was with him when he died. He died in my arms.