Born: 03-11-1953
Carl Hiaasen is a bestselling American author and journalist known for his satirical crime novels set in Florida. With a career spanning decades, he has penned numerous popular books including "Strip Tease" and "Hoot," the latter earning a Newbery Honor. Hiaasen's work often highlights environmental issues and corruption, drawing on his experience as a columnist for the Miami Herald. His unique blend of humor and critique captivates readers worldwide.
The day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round. And they gazed in wide wonder at the joy they had found. The head nurse spoke up, said 'leave this one alone'. She could tell right away that I was bad to the bone.
If you're allergic to seafood, that's your own damn fault.
To be honest, I prefer animals over people. Animals are easier to deal with. They're predictable, unlike humans.
The key to happiness is low expectations.
Sometimes the best revenge is to smile and move on.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely make your misery more enjoyable.
Life is too short to waste it on worrying about what other people think.
The most dangerous people are the ones who have nothing to lose.
Life is like a roller coaster, full of ups and downs. Embrace the ride and enjoy the thrill.
When life gives you lemons, make a margarita.
Don't wait for the storm to pass, learn to dance in the rain.
Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it rains.