Nick Bruel is an acclaimed author and illustrator, best known for his beloved children's book series "Bad Kitty." With a background in English literature from NYU, Bruel combines humor and vibrant illustrations to captivate young readers. His work often features mischievous characters and engaging stories, making reading fun and accessible for kids. Bruel's creativity and storytelling prowess have made him a favorite among children and parents alike.
I will claw and hiss and bite and fight to the death! You will never get me into that tub!
I will hide in the darkest corner of this house. I will make myself as small as a mouse. You'll never find me!
I will flatten my ears and arch my back. I will hiss and growl and attack attack attack!
I will run and slide on the floor, leaving scratch marks galore! You can't catch me!
I will climb up high and balance on the ledge. I will taunt and tease you from the edge!
I will dart and dash and zig and zag. I will be a blur, too fast to tag!
I will squeeze into the tightest space, where you cannot reach me to give chase!
I will howl and yowl and scream so loud, you'll wish you never caught this bad kitty in a crowd!
I will pretend to be sweet and nice, but as soon as you're close, I'll think twice!
I will flick my tail and pounce with might. I'll make sure you won't sleep at night!
I will hide under the bed or behind the door. I will make you search, forevermore!
I will wiggle and squirm and refuse to be caught. I will resist, no matter what!