Born: 01-01-1885
Ring Lardner was an American writer renowned for his wit and keen observation of early 20th-century American life. Born in 1885, Lardner gained fame through his short stories and sports writing, capturing the vernacular and spirit of the times. His most notable works include "You Know Me Al," which showcases his talent for humor and satire. Lardner's influential style has left a lasting impact on American literature.
I went out to the ball park today and got the worst beating I ever got.
I thought they would send me to Wichita so I could go fishing and rest my arm.
I told her I was going to be a great pitcher some day and she said, "I hope not."
I am still a young man and I will have a lot of time to learn.
I have been a pitcher for five years and I ain't been a pitcher for five years.
I would of won a lot of games if I had of had any support.
I never seen a ball go so far and it didn't get nowhere near where I threw it.
I am not a wild pitcher, I just throw bad balls.
I am a good hitter. I ain't got no faults as a hitter.
Sometimes I think I will quit playing baseball and not be a sucker no more.
I am going to win. I am going to win a lot of games.
I didn't pitch no more that day, but I pitched a lot of other days.