"Adulthood Is a Myth" Quotes

I’m not good at adulting.

It’s like I’m playing house, but for keeps.

I should probably go to bed, but I’m going to keep browsing the internet instead.

I can’t remember the last time I was on time.

I have a list of things to do, but I think I’ll just watch TV instead.

Why buy groceries when you can just eat cereal for every meal?

I love the idea of being organized, but I’m not great at the execution.

I’m really good at convincing myself I’ll do it later.

I’m an adult, and I can eat cake for breakfast if I want to.

Sometimes I think about exercising, but then I just take a nap instead.