"Bridget Jones's Diary" Quotes

I do feel my life is a bit of a turkey at present—certainly compared to my mother's perfect Christmas turkey, a masterpiece of tender flesh and crispy skin.

I love you. Just the way you are.

It struck me as pretty ridiculous to be called Mr. Darcy and to stand on your own looking snooty at a party. It's like being called Heathcliff and insisting on spending the entire evening in the garden, shouting 'Cathy!' and banging your head against a tree.

V. Good. She’s got brains and looks. Just what I need.

Why do nice people choose the wrong people to date? And why […] do the wrong people mess up relationships and friendships and all sorts of other nice things?

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

Waiting for someone to love you back feels like waiting for rain in a drought—useless and disappointing.

It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.

I will not be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect! No, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall never surrender!

I am brilliant. And incredibly attractive. And very, very sexy.