"Calvin and Hobbes" Quotes

I'm significant! Screamed the dust speck.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.

I'm not dumb. I'm just not trying.

The world isn't fair, Calvin.

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.