"Eleven on Top" Quotes

I was never a girly-girl. I never wanted to be a princess. I never wanted to be saved. I wanted to do the saving.

Sometimes the best solution is a hammer.

Sometimes, when life hands you lemons, you have to squirt them in people's eyes.

I can handle anything as long as I have my coffee.

Life is like a box of donuts. You never know what you're gonna get.

I'm not clumsy, I'm just gravity-challenged.

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

I'm too pretty to go to jail.

I don't need a prince charming. I need a guy who can handle me when I'm being a pain in the ass.

I'm not good at relationships. I always break a few. Or a lot.