"Guards! Guards!" Quotes
In "Guards! Guards!" by Terry Pratchett, the inept Night Watch of Ankh-Morpork must rise to the occasion when a secret society summons a dragon to seize power in the city.
fantasy | 376 pages | Published in NaN
Quotes
The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.
In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.
The Supreme Grand Master smiled in the depths of his robe. It was amazing, this mystic business.
It’s a wonderful thing, the imagination. It’s a pity it gets so little exercise.
There’s a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork, greatest of cities.
The thing about the common people, thought the Patrician, was that they were so ungrateful.
The idea that someone could step on a butterfly in Peking and change the history of the world was ridiculous.
You couldn't say: 'It's against the law to be stupid.'
People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.
The only reason for walking into the jaws of Death is so’s you can steal his gold teeth.
