"Hogfather" Quotes
The Hogfather goes missing and Death takes on the role to save Hogswatch in this humorous and satirical Discworld novel.
fantasy | 432 pages | Published in NaN
Quotes
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.
The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
It’s not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren’t doing it.
It's amazing how people can make you feel so welcome and yet so alone at the same time.
The only reason for walking into the jaws of Death is so's you can steal His gold teeth.
There's no justice. Just us.
Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.
The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
You can't give her that! It's not safe!
