"I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato" Quotes

I have this little sister, Lola. She is small and very funny.

Lola says, 'I do not eat peas, or carrots, or potatoes. I do not eat tomatoes.'

I have to think of a way to trick her into eating just one tomato.

'Tomatoes are moons,' I say to Lola.

'They are not moons,' says Lola. 'They are just tomatoes.'

'Tomatoes are from Jupiter,' I say.

'They are not from Jupiter,' says Lola. 'They are just tomatoes.'

I make up a story about a tomato that is a giant ogre who hates peas and carrots.

'That's not true,' says Lola. 'Tomatoes are not ogres. They are just tomatoes.'

'Tomatoes are for monkeys,' I say.