"Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)" Quotes

I’m always surprised when people are shocked that women can do things.

If you’re going to punch someone in the face, you should punch your best friend.

If I’m at a party where I’m not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying goodbye.

It’s a really wonderful thing to be able to be honest with yourself about what you want.

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.

I forget nothing and can’t stop telling people about it.

You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.

There’s no better feeling than not having to say ‘I’m sorry’.

If I’m going to spank someone, it’ll be the IRS.

I am not an athlete, but I’m pretty sure I can do this.