"Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal" Quotes
"Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal" by Christopher Moore humorously reimagines the life of Jesus through the eyes of his childhood friend Biff, offering a comedic and irreverent take on the untold years of Jesus' life.
fiction | 444 pages | Published in 2002
Quotes
Boredom is the mind's scar tissue.
When you are the Son of God, you learn to find the devil in details.
The truth is, there is no Messiah... and there is no Heaven.
Forgiveness is a process of giving up hope for a better past.
It's not easy to be a martyr, Joshua. It's even more difficult to be a messiah.
You can't just take something away from someone and not replace it with something better.
Sometimes, no matter how much faith you have, you step into a situation and it swallows you whole.
Learning is a journey, and not all questions have clear answers.
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
If you don't get caught, you deserve everything you steal.
