"Magic Bites" Quotes
A tough and resourceful mercenary navigates a dangerous world of magic and mythological creatures in post-apocalyptic Atlanta.
urban fantasy | 261 pages | Published in 2007
Quotes
Here’s a tip, future psychopaths of the world: if you don’t want to get caught, don’t leave your ID behind at the crime scene.
I have a deep and abiding hatred for pretty much everyone.
You don’t always have to be the hero. You can be the silent, steady, supporting character.
Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.
He had the kind of face that said, 'I’m going to smile at you while I steal your soul.'
I'm a mercenary. I'm allowed to be paranoid.
He had the kind of face that said, 'Hey, you kids, get off my lawn!'
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy chocolate.
Sometimes all you needed was a kick in the nuts and a little motivation.





