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Magic Bites
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"Magic Bites" Quotes

A tough and resourceful mercenary navigates a dangerous world of magic and mythological creatures in post-apocalyptic Atlanta.

Quotes

Here’s a tip, future psychopaths of the world: if you don’t want to get caught, don’t leave your ID behind at the crime scene.

Ilona Andrews

crimehumor

I have a deep and abiding hatred for pretty much everyone.

Ilona Andrews

hatesarcasm

You don’t always have to be the hero. You can be the silent, steady, supporting character.

Ilona Andrews

heroismsupport

Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

Ilona Andrews

humorsarcasm

He had the kind of face that said, 'I’m going to smile at you while I steal your soul.'

Ilona Andrews

appearancesoul

I'm a mercenary. I'm allowed to be paranoid.

Ilona Andrews

paranoiaprofession

He had the kind of face that said, 'Hey, you kids, get off my lawn!'

Ilona Andrews

appearancehumor

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

Ilona Andrews

gunscontrol

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy chocolate.

Ilona Andrews

moneyhappiness

Sometimes all you needed was a kick in the nuts and a little motivation.

Ilona Andrews

motivationhumor