"My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands" Quotes

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, but it's better if you do.

I felt like I was in a relationship with a guy who was in a relationship with himself.

There's nothing like a good story to keep the night going.

I was raised to believe that you should never ask anyone for anything because they might say no.

I never wanted to be the girl who needed a man to validate her life.

Sometimes the best part of the night is the anticipation before it begins.

I have a tendency to overanalyze everything, which is why I write things down.

Every relationship has at least one really good day.

I find it hard to believe that anyone who can have sex standing up hasn’t tried it in an elevator.

You can learn a lot about someone by looking at their playlist.