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Quotes
I began to realize that secrecy is the enemy of romance, and that no one can ever be truly happy or fulfilled unless he knows he is loved by someone other than himself.
Life is more fun if you play games.
Most women are only interested in money. If a man has money, he can have any woman he wants. It's as simple as that.
There's nothing in the world more exciting than a good old-fashioned gang bang.
Sexual pleasure is the greatest thing in the world.
The pursuit of pleasure must be the most important thing in life.
Never let a woman know what you're really thinking.
A man's true character is revealed by what he does when no one is watching.
Life is too short to waste time on mediocre experiences.
Money can buy you happiness, but only if you spend it wisely.