"One for the Money" Quotes

I'm going to put a Band-Aid on this ass-kicking.

I'd like to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

It's hard to be a saint in the city.

I'm a proud American, and I'm a proud bounty hunter. I love my country, and I love my job.

Someday, I'd like to be calm and cool and collected. But not today.

I'm a firm believer that if you're going to be a bitch, you might as well be a proud bitch.

I don't have a problem with guilt about money. The way I see it is that my money represents an enormous number of claim checks on society. It's like I have these little pieces of paper that I can turn into food and health care and legal services and so on.

There's something wrong with good-time Charlie. When the good times are over, he's nowhere to be found.

I'm not a hero. Stephanie Plum is not a hero. She's a fumblebum. She's the girl who everyone looks at and says, 'I'm sure glad I'm not her.'

I don't have a lot of time for worrying about how I look or what people think about me.