"Rodrick Rules" Quotes

I'll do anything you want, as long as it doesn't involve touching a worm.

I think it's against the law to make two people in a row take a bath on the same day.

We're all friends here, and friends don't keep secrets from each other.

I don't know how that happened! I was just holding it for a friend.

You can't just change the rules because you're losing!

I guess that's one of the perks of being a little brother. You can get away with things more easily.

Sometimes, it's better to have people think you're stupid than to open your mouth and prove it.

Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second.

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle a rainy day.

The only way you will ever conquer your fear is to stare it straight in the face.