"Seduction and Snacks" Quotes

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for the things I've done in my head.

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

I'm the girl who is lost in space, the girl who is disappearing always, forever fading away and receding farther and farther into the background.

I don't know what it is about him that makes my brain shut off.

Life is too short to be serious all the time.

The best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about.

Love is messy and complicated, and it's never perfect.

Life is a roller coaster. You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy the ride.

Life is too short to waste on people who don't appreciate us.