"Side Effects" Quotes
"Side Effects" is a collection of humorous short stories and essays showcasing Woody Allen's signature wit and satirical take on everyday life and human nature.
humor | 213 pages | Published in NaN
Quotes
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
