"The Book with No Pictures" Quotes

Blork. Or bluurf.

I am a monkey who taught myself to read.

And my head is made of blueberry pizza.

I am a robot monkey.

The kid I'm reading this book to is the best kid ever in the history of the entire world.

I am a robot monkey who knows karate.

I have to say every word the book says.

Glug glug glug my face is a bug.

And I will never ever be friends with a hippo.

Your only hope is to read this book as long as you live.