"The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury" Quotes

I think night time is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it.

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.

I'm not anti-social. I just don't like people.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.

I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway.