"The Eyre Affair" Quotes
In a world where literature is taken very seriously, literary detective Thursday Next must enter the world of Jane Eyre to solve a literary crime.
fantasy | 374 pages | Published in 2001
Quotes
It was my book, and I would do as I pleased.
There is no problem that cannot be solved by the judicious application of a well-aimed thermonuclear device.
The first thing you learn in the BookWorld is the first thing you learn in life: don’t judge a book by its cover.
The mere fact of being able to call your cat a 'telepathic mind-reading cat' wasn't a bad deal, when you came to think of it.
It's not an easy thing to meet your own fictional character.
I am an avid reader of the obituaries. It is the only page of the newspaper that I can trust.
Don't worry about a thing. Every little thing is gonna be alright.
The real world is an irritant, quite frankly!
I'm convinced that the human race has something to offer the universe - other than its capacity for destruction.
The BookWorld is a fragile place ... It's a world where if someone loses a book, a whole world dies.





