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The House of God
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"The House of God" Quotes

A darkly humorous and satirical look at the medical profession through the eyes of a young doctor navigating the chaotic world of hospital medicine.

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The House of God was an old, crumbly, and noisy hospital that had to be torn down and replaced.

Samuel Shem

hospitalchange

GOMERs never die.

Samuel Shem

patients

At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to take your own pulse.

Samuel Shem

medical procedureshumor

The patient is the one with the disease.

Samuel Shem

patients

Show me a BMS (Best Medical Student), and I'll show you a world-class medical masochist.

Samuel Shem

medical studentshumor

The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible.

Samuel Shem

medical care

In the House of God, the only way to keep from getting dumped on is to keep dumping.

Samuel Shem

hospitalwork culture

The patient is the one with the X-ray film.

Samuel Shem

patients

If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever.

Samuel Shem

medical procedures

At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to call a code.

Samuel Shem

medical procedures