"The Innocents Abroad" Quotes

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless voyage.

I am not the man to go to for information when a person wants to get on the easy side of a thing like that.

All our lives are so unimportant, so death is unimportant, too, unless a man dies of an accident, or rapture, or something like that.

The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

We recognized the names of many of our towns and villages, but they were too small to be seen from the deck.

Travel is the only cure for the fatal disease of routine.