"The Lightning Thief" Quotes

Being a half-blood is dangerous. It’s scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways.

Deadlines just aren’t my thing.

Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.

I gave her my deluxe I'll-kill-you-later stare.

I am a son of Poseidon. I can control the sea.

The best people have the rottenest luck.

I am not a troubled kid. I’m a demigod.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

You're not getting my armor. It's been handed down in the family for—

It’s funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.