"The Martian" Quotes

I'm pretty much fucked.

Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.

I don’t want to come off as arrogant here, but I’m the best botanist on the planet.

In the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option, I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.

I'm left with only one option, I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.

I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!

You solve one problem and you solve the next one, and then the next. And If you solve enough problems, you get to come home.

I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.

It's true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.

I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.