"The Odd Couple" Quotes
Two mismatched roommates navigate the ups and downs of living together in this classic comedy.
plays | 108 pages | Published in NaN
Quotes
Never assume anything.
caution
I can't take it anymore! I'm cracking up!
stresshumor
I don't like to be alone. I'm scared of the dark.
fear
You leave me little notes on my pillow. I told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow!
irritation
I can't take it anymore. I'm going to pieces!
stress
Do you know what you are? You're a neat freak!
criticismhumor
I can't stand little notes on my pillow. 'We're all out of cornflakes. F.U.' Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!
humor
When you're in a mess, I'm in a mess. From now on, when I'm in a mess, I'm in a mess alone.
independence
I can't take it anymore. I'm going crazy!
stresshumor
You're going to drive me to an early grave.
frustrationhumor
