"The Portable Dorothy Parker" Quotes

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

I've never been a millionaire, but I just know I'd be darling at it.

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.

Take care of luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.