"The Rooster Bar" Quotes

The greatest asset of a criminal lawyer is credibility, and it takes years to build it and seconds to lose it.

If you can’t eat it or drink it or smoke it, then forget it.

You don’t have to be rich to self-medicate.

You want to win in the legal system? Then you must have money.

There’s a sucker born every minute.

There’s no such thing as an honest lawyer.

There is no such thing as a good scam.

The surest way to get caught is to enjoy the money.

You don’t have to like the law, but you must respect it.

It’s not easy to beat the government, even when they’re wrong.