"The Sirens of Titan" Quotes

A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.

Any man can say he loves Jesus. It's the way he lives that tells the truth.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind.

There's nothing intelligent to say about a massacre.

I once knew a transsexual who offered his/her body to the entire student body at the University of Chicago. Do you know that nobody, absolutely nobody, took advantage of the offer? I think it was because of the grammar.

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.

We can't have heroes without monsters, can we?

It took us that long to realize that a purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.

Life is nothing except the process of drifting through time until you die. That is all. Have a Merry Christmas!