"The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales" Quotes

Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Stinky Cheese Man!

I'm not the Little Red Hen. I'm the Little Red Guy and I'm on my way to Henny-Penny's for some takeout!

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum. I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread!

I'm not going to the ball. I've got a headache.

I'm the Ugly Duckling, but I'm really a baby dinosaur. I just look like a duckling because I'm in disguise!

And then Jack climbed up the beanstalk. But instead of finding a giant, he found a big, ugly monster. The monster ate Jack. The End.

I'm the Tortoise and I'm going to win the race because I have a jetpack!

I'm the Really Ugly Duckling. I'm so ugly, nobody loves me. So I'm going to live in this book forever.

I'm the Emperor and I'm wearing my new invisible clothes. Aren't they fabulous?

I'm the Gingerbread Man. Run, run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!