"The Van" Quotes
A group of friends convert a dilapidated van into a mobile fish and chips shop, embarking on a hilarious and challenging journey through Dublin's streets.
fiction | 320 pages | Published in NaN
Quotes
You can't beat the smell of a chipper.
We're all in this together. Some of us are just sitting in different places.
Men are the best at everything. Except cleaning and child-rearing, of course.
Sometimes you have to be a bit of a bastard to get anything done.
Love is like a good fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
The only thing better than a pint of Guinness is three pints of Guinness.
There's no point in growing up if you can't be childish sometimes.
Life is like a box of chocolates, except it's more like a bag of chips.
The secret to happiness is a good cup of tea and a chat with a friend.
Never underestimate the power of a well-made sandwich.
