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"The World’s Worst Teachers" by David Walliams is a humorous collection of outrageous stories about hilariously horrible teachers who make school life unforgettable for their students.

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Being a teacher is like being a ringmaster in a circus, except the animals are all children.

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If you want to survive detention with Mr. Pent, bring a pillow. You’ll need it.

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Miss Seethe could spot fun from a mile away, and she’d stamp it out before it started.

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No homework? That’s like turning up to a sword fight with a spoon.

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Detention with Dr. Dread is the fastest way to learn the true meaning of boredom.

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Rules are rules, and breaking them means facing Mrs. Lovey’s legendary glare.

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If you hear laughter in the corridor, it’s probably not coming from the teachers’ lounge.

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There’s no such thing as a ‘free period’ with Mr. Grunt. Only extra maths.

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Miss Spick’s classroom was so tidy, even the dust ran away.

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In Mr. Phobe’s class, even the clock seemed scared to tick.

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