"Going Postal" Quotes
A con artist turned postmaster must navigate a corrupt postal system while facing off against golems and a vengeful spirit.
fantasy | 394 pages | Published in NaN
Quotes
Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?
Do you think it’s strange I should think so much of a man who was hanged? No, it’s what he was hanged for.
If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!'
You'd better have a really good reason for making me do this.
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
There’s a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it’s wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.
The only sin is getting caught.
Two horses were hitched, and a man was flying.
When you have complete and utter faith, anything is possible.
The truth isn’t easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history, the truth is harder to hold than the soap, and much more difficult to find.
