"Holidays on Ice" Quotes
A collection of satirical and darkly humorous essays about various holiday traditions and experiences.
humor | 176 pages | Published in NaN
Quotes
As a child, I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.
The Santaland Diaries is a one-man play, and I am the one man.
I was in the middle of a full-scale nervous breakdown when I got the job at Santaland.
In general, I find that Christmas is a time of great drama and tension.
The Christmas season has become a commercial enterprise, and Santaland is no exception.
I was told to give each child three minutes, no more and no less.
I have been a Christmas elf for five seasons, and I have seen some things.
No one is immune to the charms of a six-foot tall elf.
Santaland is a place where dreams come true for some, and for others, it's a nightmare.
I found myself becoming a sort of confidant to the parents, a person they could trust with their secret wishes.
