"Murder in Mesopotamia" Quotes

The young people think the old people are fools; but the old people know the young people are fools!

One can't start being a saint in old age! It's simply too late! You must be a saint from the cradle.

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.

I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.

The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn.