"Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" Quotes

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.

I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring. The living dead are all around us!

To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love with the undead.

You must learn some of my philosophy. Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure.

My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me.

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?

I am not afraid; I can be as cool as you, Mr. Darcy. Happy shall I be, when his stay at Netherfield is over!

Without music, life would be a blank to me.

You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged, but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever.

I cannot make speeches, Emma... If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more. But you know what I am. You hear nothing but truth from me. I have blamed you, and lectured you, and you have borne it as no other woman in England would have borne it.