"SeinLanguage" Quotes

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out'.

I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.

Why do they call it a 'building'? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a 'built'?

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.

I'm not interested in how people look. I'm interested in how they feel.

I was the class clown, but I got kicked out of school for laughing too much. I just couldn't stop. I was always the last one to get the joke.