"Stormy Weather" Quotes
After a hurricane devastates Florida, a group of eccentric characters embarks on a wild and hilarious adventure involving looting, scamming, and a missing insurance scammer.
fiction | 388 pages | Published in NaN
Quotes
The day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round. And they gazed in wide wonder at the joy they had found. The head nurse spoke up, said 'leave this one alone'. She could tell right away that I was bad to the bone.
If you're allergic to seafood, that's your own damn fault.
To be honest, I prefer animals over people. Animals are easier to deal with. They're predictable, unlike humans.
The key to happiness is low expectations.
Sometimes the best revenge is to smile and move on.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely make your misery more enjoyable.
Life is too short to waste it on worrying about what other people think.
The most dangerous people are the ones who have nothing to lose.
Life is like a roller coaster, full of ups and downs. Embrace the ride and enjoy the thrill.
When life gives you lemons, make a margarita.
