"Superfudge" Quotes

If I had a nickel for every time my mother said, 'You're a big boy now, Peter,' I'd be a millionaire.

I was a big boy now, all right. A big boy with a big problem.

You can't take a bath. If you take a bath, you'll get wet. If you get wet, you'll get sick. If you get sick, you'll die!

I am not a baby! I am a child!

Life with Fudge was never easy.

I've got the biggest problem in the world and nobody even knows about it!

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, Fudgie.

I wish I lived in China. Then I wouldn't be the only third grader who can't tie his shoes.

You can't get through life without problems, Fudge.

I don't want to be a turtle. I just want to be a bird.