"The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs" Quotes
The Big Bad Wolf tells his side of the story in this hilarious retelling of a classic fairy tale.
picture books | 32 pages | Published in NaN
Quotes
I just wanted a cup of sugar for my dear old granny's birthday cake. But I had a bad cold. I was all sneezy and wheezy and just plain sick.
I didn't go to their houses on purpose. It was a windy day. It was a lucky day.
I can't help it if I have a cold. I've been huffing and puffing just to sneeze. You sneeze once and they label you.
I was framed! Everyone knows that wolves eat pigs. It's in our nature.
The whole thing started with a sneeze. I felt a sneeze coming on.
Sure, I ate the three little pigs. I had a terrible cold. My nose was stuffy. I couldn't smell a thing.
I was just hungry. Everybody has to eat.
All I can say is that I didn’t intend to eat those pigs. It was an accident.
You can't argue with a pig, especially when it's building a house.
Now, I'm not going to argue with you. I'm going to eat you.





