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The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs
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"The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs" Quotes

The Big Bad Wolf tells his side of the story in this hilarious retelling of a classic fairy tale.

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I just wanted a cup of sugar for my dear old granny's birthday cake. But I had a bad cold. I was all sneezy and wheezy and just plain sick.

Jon Scieszka

misunderstandingsickness

I didn't go to their houses on purpose. It was a windy day. It was a lucky day.

Jon Scieszka

luck

I can't help it if I have a cold. I've been huffing and puffing just to sneeze. You sneeze once and they label you.

Jon Scieszka

misunderstandingsickness

I was framed! Everyone knows that wolves eat pigs. It's in our nature.

Jon Scieszka

misunderstanding

The whole thing started with a sneeze. I felt a sneeze coming on.

Jon Scieszka

sickness

Sure, I ate the three little pigs. I had a terrible cold. My nose was stuffy. I couldn't smell a thing.

Jon Scieszka

sicknessregret

I was just hungry. Everybody has to eat.

Jon Scieszka

hunger

All I can say is that I didn’t intend to eat those pigs. It was an accident.

Jon Scieszka

misunderstandingaccident

You can't argue with a pig, especially when it's building a house.

Jon Scieszka

argument

Now, I'm not going to argue with you. I'm going to eat you.

Jon Scieszka

argument