Bad Kitty Gets a Bath
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"Bad Kitty Gets a Bath" Quotes

By Nick Bruel

humor | 128 pages | Published in 2008

BAD KITTY IS BACK (AND BADDER THAN EVER!) when she is forced to take a bath in this hysterical new illustrated how-to for young readers. The following are some items you will need for Kitty's bath: one bathtub, plenty of water, dry towels, a suit of armor, a letter to your loved ones, clean underwear (because stressful situations can cause "accidents"), an ambulance in your driveway with the engine running, and, oh, yeah, you'll also need Kitty…but good luck with that! Since its publication in 2005, BAD KITTY has captured the hearts of cat lovers and haters alike. This time Kitty is at her worst in this riotous how-to guide filled with bad smells, cautionary tales of horror, and hopefully by the end…some soap. The funniest of any of Kitty's adventures, though don't tell her that.

ISBN_13:9781596433410

Quotes

I will claw and hiss and bite and fight to the death! You will never get me into that tub!

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I will hide in the darkest corner of this house. I will make myself as small as a mouse. You'll never find me!

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I will flatten my ears and arch my back. I will hiss and growl and attack attack attack!

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I will run and slide on the floor, leaving scratch marks galore! You can't catch me!

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I will climb up high and balance on the ledge. I will taunt and tease you from the edge!

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I will dart and dash and zig and zag. I will be a blur, too fast to tag!

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I will squeeze into the tightest space, where you cannot reach me to give chase!

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I will howl and yowl and scream so loud, you'll wish you never caught this bad kitty in a crowd!

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I will pretend to be sweet and nice, but as soon as you're close, I'll think twice!

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I will flick my tail and pounce with might. I'll make sure you won't sleep at night!

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