"Bad Kitty Gets a Bath" Quotes

I will claw and hiss and bite and fight to the death! You will never get me into that tub!

I will hide in the darkest corner of this house. I will make myself as small as a mouse. You'll never find me!

I will flatten my ears and arch my back. I will hiss and growl and attack attack attack!

I will run and slide on the floor, leaving scratch marks galore! You can't catch me!

I will climb up high and balance on the ledge. I will taunt and tease you from the edge!

I will dart and dash and zig and zag. I will be a blur, too fast to tag!

I will squeeze into the tightest space, where you cannot reach me to give chase!

I will howl and yowl and scream so loud, you'll wish you never caught this bad kitty in a crowd!

I will pretend to be sweet and nice, but as soon as you're close, I'll think twice!

I will flick my tail and pounce with might. I'll make sure you won't sleep at night!