"Heartburn" Quotes
A witty and humorous tale of love, betrayal, and resilience in the face of heartbreak and infidelity.
fiction | 179 pages | Published in NaN
Quotes
Show me a woman who cries when the trees lose their leaves in the autumn and I'll show you a real asshole.
Sometimes I believe that love dies but hope springs eternal.
The truth is, I'm not a nice person. I'm a dishonest, deceitful, faithless, disloyal, treacherous, malignant human being.
The nicest thing about getting old is not having to do a damn thing you don’t want to do.
Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.
Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from.
I don't think any day is worth living without thinking about what you're going to eat next at all times.
You can never have too much butter.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
I have a theory that children remember two things - when you weren't there and when they threw up.
